This bit made us chortle: "When charm alone isn't enough, try winning a few hearts with some liquid assets".

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"Magic Potion"

When charm alone isn't enough, try winning a few hearts with some liquid assets. Love Potion is the latest creation from Firefly, whose range of snappily titled drinks (De-tox, Self Defence, Chill Out) contain natural juices and herbal extracts that work like magic. The very best herbalists have helped to develop this collection of juicy feelgood tonics which claim to relieve overloaded systems, relax the mind and body, and prepare the soul for some serious lovin'.