We're wondering how we ended up in a Greek "erotic chic" magazine; we even have a translation...

Thanks to Katy Michaelides for this rough translation...

"I was anxious for our first meeting, he welcomed me in the best way and for a start he offered me a drink to relax under “tough” conditions with apple, lemon balm and blackcarrant. After dinner we continued with a special combination of lemon, ginger and lime, which freed my body from toxins. After a night full of passion I woke up in his bed and he made a fabulous breakfast for me with a special drink with natural cola, green tea and peach, which really woke me up and refreshed me instantly!”